Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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