Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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