please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
now i know why i became what i already was.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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