he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
