On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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