Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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