Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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