Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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