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just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
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I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm always down for nudity.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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