just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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