the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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