you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I wish I only lived at night.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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