quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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