We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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