He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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