Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.