playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule