If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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