Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
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