it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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