I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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