Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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