so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I think I just sharted jello shots
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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