ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
