We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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