doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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