I'd wear matching sweaters with you
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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