it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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