Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life