We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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