So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
They took my balls.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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