1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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