she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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