I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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