You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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