but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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