Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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