All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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