I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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