i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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