Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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