just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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