But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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