Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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