Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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