No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
only you would photoshop your dick
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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