If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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