i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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