That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
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living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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