No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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