If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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