I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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