I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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