How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I faked an abortion last night.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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