She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
