your room smells of hookers.
And success
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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