did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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